Written by Jalapenoman

Tuesday, 20 January 2009


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Wrong kind of house.

If your life for the past few years included watching "The Big Bang Theory" and "How I Met Your Mother" on Mondays and "House" on Tuesdays, you are in big trouble. Network scheduling changes have put these top twenty shows up against each other in the Monday line up.

Fox, which moved their show, said that "House" is going to a new time due to American Idol taking over that Tuesday spot. They apologized for making fans choose between favorite shows, but reminded people that they can always tivo or catch their missed favorites in reruns.

Alan Williams, who does not own a tivo and said that he cannot program a VCR, was asked how he would choose between the shows. "Well, it all comes down to a couple of factors. I've had to look at storylines, the actors, the plots, the film quality, and a few other intangibles. When it all came down to making the final decision on which show I would watch new and which I would watch in re-runs, I had to go with House for now because Jennifer Morrison (Doctor Cameron) and Olivia Wilde ("13") have got the better racks."

Once again, boobs win in the end.

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