Taylor Swift The Next Dolly Parton Without the Big Tits

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Sunday, 1 February 2009

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Taylor Swift has broken all of the music industry records and she is only nineteen but she has relatively small breasts.

Country music critics are comparing her meteoric rise to stardom to the great and big busted country music superstar Dolly Parton.

"Taylor has Dolly's songwritin genius, her vocal range and her keen emotional capacity...she just doesn't have those giant jugs...", commented country music critic, Lickin Demteats. He went on to say that this is a truly beautiful woman with extraordinary musical talents but why oh why hasn't her handlers sent her to the same wizard on Madison Avenue who gave Dolly the two reasons she brought such excitement to country music!?"

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