Mother of Octuplets Seen Stalking Sperm Banks

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Monday, 9 March 2009

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"Are you my daddy, mister?"

A mother of octuplets was seen stalking sperm banks after her publicist quit her employ in anger. The publicist, who will not disclose his name, said Octom mom is a greedy nut case.

Asked why he was so upset he said, first she made him watch an Angelina Jolie movie and then she plied him with cheap wine took off her clothes and begged for him to take her and take her quick.

When he refused she threatened to name him as the daddy of all her children. He panicked and agreed to have sex with her but then all six kids came in and asked if he was their daddy. Octo Mom wrapped herself in a Sponge Bob square pants blanket and served the kids kool aid as he ran out the door.

Sperm banks all over the California area is putting extra guards on duty because they heard she is armed with a vagina and dangerous.

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