Octopussy blaims Viagra for hormonal imbalance

Funny story written by Exislanda

Friday, 6 March 2009

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The eight tablets that were surgically removed

A mother of octuplets became unhinged again last night and was rushed to local hospital and underwent surgery to remove eight Viagra tablets.

The California mother of fourteen was reported as saying "Oh God, I'm going to kill myself," repeatedly on her way to the Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Centre, 17 miles southeast of Los Angeles.

It took a team of 46 doctors and nurses five minutes to remove the nature-defying brood via Caesarean section - with the eighth taking everyone in the maternity ward by surprise.

"We had done some drills, some preliminary dry runs," said Karen Maples, a member of the surgical team. "Lo and behold, after we got to tablet G, which is what we expected, we were surprised by tablet H."

Hospital officials said last night that all eight tablets were doing "very, very well", with only three partly digested.

The single mother, who is currently unemployed, has come under scrutiny since removal of the tablets on January 26. It is said she has blamed an hormonal imbalance.

She certainly has now.

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