HOLLYWOOD - Mila Kunis told reporters that now that she is pregnant with Ashton Kutcher's baby there isn't any woman in the good old USA who is more happier than her. She said that after a year of her boyfriend Ashton having to fight his bitter br...
LOS ANGELES - Nadya Suleman, better known as "OctoMom" is reported to be walking on Cloud 9. The 36-year-old mother of 14, including octuplets, recently confided to her hair stylist that she has finally found herself a boyfriend. When she was a...
HARFOLD, Vt. - Although the octuplets born to a mother in Vermont are doing "very, very well" and breathing on their own, the Denton clan is rife with sibling rivalry. While mother Nora Denton (31) recuperates in Harfold Regional Hospital, she mus...
BEVERLY HILLS - It has been announced that the well-endowed songstress Mariah Carey is, as they say in Holland, impregnated. The wife of America's Got Talent host Nick "The Candlestick" Cannon has apparently not told her husband as of yet, but she...
LOS ANGELES - In a move that surprised even Larry King, OctuMom and Jon Gosselin have announced that they have just signed a deal with the brand new Stimulus Program Network to star in a new reality show called Jon and Octy Plus 22. OctuMom, Nadya...
LOS ANGELES, CA., USA Citing the fact that she believes Octomom's octuplets were conceived using eggs donated by the mother of the late King of Pop Michael Jackon's fourth child and egg donor for little "Blanket" Jackson, Jackson's mother today file...
LA HABRA, California - It is official 32-year-old Jon Gosselin of the reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8 has admitted that he is dating none other than OctuMom. Gosselin said that he just got fed up with the way that his wife was treating him. She...
DALLAS - ESPN has just signed the mother of octuplets to wrestle the mother of sextuplets in a regulation wrestling match. The wrestling match will take place in Dallas' StagecoachDome and is being billed as "The Battle of The Multiple-Birth Mothe...
LA HABRA, California - Actor, singer, lousy talk show guest Joaquin Phoenix asked OctuMom to marry him and she said yes. A very reliable inside source said that Phoenix, 34, reportedly asked "Octy" to marry him when they went out on their Mother's...
Los Angeles, California - OctoMom just had a ceiling mirror installed over her bed so she watch herself breastfeed her babies. "It's the only way I keep an eye on all my babies, all at the same time while I'm breastfeeding them," said OctoMom, while...
Octomom, the mother of 14 children, has just announced that she is now pregnant with 86 babies. They are due to be delivered in early July. Octomom had this to say "I am overjoyed to be expecting these babies and I can not wait for them to arrive...
Los Angeles, California - Consistent in her denial that she does not regret her decision to exercise the selective reduction (abortion) option her pediatrician presented to her early in her pregnancy, OctoMom says she is still going ahead with her pl...
A source close to Octomom revealed her plans to support her eight children: a reality TV series! "That was the plan all along, she just didn't want to tell anyone, especially the sperm donor. Octomom is obsessed with Angelina Jolie and wants to pr...
Babies On Board Zone -- Setting up a digital camera on a tripod in her living room to record her own audition DVD to shop around to Reality TV producers, OctoMom takes her seat in her Lazy Boy recliner armchair with all eight of her new born babies s...
Chigago - Media mogul Oprah Winfrey threw a giant media party on the weekend at McCormick Place to celebrate The Octomum being the latest television celebrity to join her media empire. The Octomum will star in her own daytime television show calle...
NEW YORK CITY - Madonna fresh from divorcing Guy Ritchie and dating A-Rod, and a teenage Brazilian male model revealed to ABC's Barbara Walters that she finds OctuMom positively sexy. Madonna said that the mother of 14 has the most sensuously erot...
SACRAMENTO, California - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger faced with the ever-looming possibility that his state could go bankrupt has decided to make an emergency state govermental decision. The governor has recently been in talks with several high...
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