Traitorous Rush Limbaugh Ordered To Leave Country

Funny story written by rfreed

Tuesday, 17 February 2009

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How Traitors Are Treated In Other Countries.

The traitorous Rush Limbaugh has been ordered to leave the U.S. The expressive right wing talk show host has made the statement that he "hopes Obama fails..." thus showing that with him it is all about politics and not about improving the country. He is unwilling to support the new president and according to his own definition of traitor and that of his fellow right talkers he is guilty of the crime. To wish Obama to fail at this moment in our history is to wish for economic disaster for our entire nation.

Limbaugh is already looking for another country that is willing to take him and that suits his temperament. He had narrowed his choices down to Russia and China.

When asked why these two appeal to him, Limbaugh stated, "They both need personalities who can broadcast a right wing agenda and make it sound real. They want someone who can push a particular ideal fast and hard and not care what critics have to say about it and not care whether it is really sound or true. I'm just the man for that!"

He added "They are also countries that believe in 'my way or the highway'. That is a philosophy I can embrace."

Knowing that Limbaugh has no knowledge of Russian or Chinese, authorities in both countries stated that they have dandy re-education camps that can take care of that problem. Rumor has it that North Korea is also putting in a bid for his services.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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