Rush Limbaugh Receives Care Package From MSNBC

Funny story written by Daniel Williams

Thursday, 29 January 2009

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Propping up Limbaugh in exchange for propping up MSNBC

After claiming credit for the ratings of cable news network MSNBC, world-renowned sloth Rush Limbaugh has received a generous thank you.

MSNBC reportedly sent a large care package to Limbaugh in appreciation for his allowing the network to continue to exist. A note attached read "We thank you, the all knowing Limbaugh. We want you to know that all of our reporters would be happy to be your houseboy any time you wish."

The contents of this package were said to contain 5,000 doses of Oxycontin, 12,000 doses of Viagra(prescribed under the name Joe Scarborough), 72 prepubescent boys, and 3 cases of Fleet enemas.

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