Written by Pointer

Thursday, 29 January 2009

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Chubby, pink Rush slept through today's hearings

Radio comedian Rush Limberger has been denouncing the new American President with such vehemence and voracity that he has been brought up on charges of treason by the 21st century new improved McCarthy hearings.

The unamerican subcommittee on American affairs chaired by an anonymous liberal congressperson with marionnette Charlie McCarthy betriding his/ her corpulent lap has subpoenaed the airwaves activist for his exercise of free speech directed against an eloquent black man.

Limberger has protested the subpoena on the grounds that he has groundlessly mocked and belittled plenty of undeserving objects of his ridicule down though his talentless and shameless career.

His lawyers, Dewey, Hatem and Howe cited the Civil Rights Act of 1964 as protection for their client to abuse despite race, creed or color. Obama's appointee for the subcommittee chair said: "We won; you lose, whiteboy!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Rush Limbaugh

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