Chris Rock Spoof Dubs Obama the New Urban Legend: The Robbin' Hood!

Funny story written by Morse

Thursday, 26 February 2009

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Washington, DC/ Part Time Home of The Traveling President @ Flying Nun - Folks are jumpin' for joy around the world as Rock Star Barack Obama promised to cure all of the nation's ills by smothering them with money, provided by the few remaining working class members of the US Society.

The highlight of Obama's recent speech was his pledge to cure cancer, a chore he promptly turned over to VP Joe Biden, one of Obama's more malignant choices to help run the country, though a recent biopsy of Biden's brain showed it to be "benign."

Chris Rock, the irreverent comedian, known for his biting commentary on race and the Black Vs. White experience in the US, appeared on Saturday Night Live, in an unscripted skit showing Obama, as" Robbin' Hood", gathered around the east lawn of the White House with his band of Merry Men, and one woman, plotting how to thwart "The Sheriff", namely the Supreme Court, responsible for trying to maintain the Constitution of The United States.

Robbin' Hood's inner circle is made up mostly of former Harvard Alumnus, who received their degrees on Scholarships provided by the largess of the College, and the taxpayers of Massachusetts.

Current Governor Deval Patrick, long time friend of Obama, and inspirational speech writer for the President, was there to provide additional tax collection advice. The MA Governor just signed into law the nation's highest gas tax and provided a bill to double the toll on most of the state's public highways, where some toll takers, family members of state legislators, make up to $98,000 a year making change and taking tickets.

Some conservative talk show hosts are beginning to liken the regime of Obama to that of Pol Pot in Cambodia, where the Khmer Rouge government forces wiped out the entire upper middle class in oder to ensure the fair distribution of wealth, and ensure everyone left, besides the politicians, were equally poor, uneducated and disenfranchised, but now too dumb to realize it.

An earlier meeting between Rock and Rahm Emanuel, the profane Chief of Staff for the President, was heavily censored, as the two exchanged good natured profanities, ethnic slurs, and Blago/Burris jokes not fit to be repeated, but now available on U-Tube.

Rumors are simmering that Obama wants to appoint Rock to stand in for him from time to time, when he is out of town, and deal with everyday mundane details like reading pending bills, keeping an eye on Biden, and making sure Nancy Pelosi takes her PMS meds, and generally joking about the economy and telling funny Confederate stories about the South's conservative leadership trying to suppress Obama's massive spending spree.

Al Franken continues to write talking points for the President, as he impatiently awaits certification in the contested Senate race where 125% of the population of Minnesota cast votes, thanks to ACORN voter registration.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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