Republicants Hide under their Seats at Obama VisionQuest

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

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Republicant Ann Coulter was the first ass to volunteer for a Democratic spank

After eight years of Republican and cannot do rule, the US of A finds itself with a horrific deficit and unprecedented economic crisis.

Add to that two unwinnable wars, crumbling infrastructure and tens of millions without health insurance and you've got some idea of the deluge handed to Barack Obama by America's worst president ever, George W Bushit.

This alone would be reason enough for the few remaining Republicants to run and hide from the US citizenry that they betrayed. But the persistent efforts of the loser party to undermine President Obama's best efforts at a bipartisan rescue plan, gave even more reason for the Repub Tinority to bury their heads in shame under their congressional seats, while quite appropriately the most eloquent president in recent history spanked their exposed asses with words and ideas they had not even been dreamt of in the last eight years of intellectual famine and rhetorical drought.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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