Written by Comic1

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

In an effort to make election history much like the democrats did in 2008, the Republican party is prepared to go in their party what the Democrats accomplished by getting Barack Obama president.

They're going to nominate Juan Carlos Jose Manueal Rodriquez Fuentes the IVth an illegal immigrant who started out picking lettuce, before opening his own roadside Naval Orange selling stand out of his 3 wheeled bicycle.

Juan is presently operating an English as a 2nd language school out of boxcars at a local southern California train yard. History will be made in 2012 stated former Republican hopefuls

Rudy Guiliani and Mitt Romney who've already opted to stay out of the 2012 elections to clear the path for Juan Carlos Jose Manuel Rodriquez Fuentez the IVth's nomination.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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