Wednesday, 18 February 2009

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Hong Kong China: The "Great Wall" Street Journal is reporting that China's stock market the Hang Seng is at an all time high, while the US NYSE is at 2000 and continues to fall.

The editorial page writer Master K'ung (Confucius) pondered the eight great mysteries of America that have been perplexing China.

Why do they eat organically grown vegetables?

Why do they let themselves be cold?

Why do they not drill for their own oil and gas?

Why do they not build nuclear power plants?

Why do they treat animals ethically?

Why do they continue to believe in a global warming?

Why do they throw money at their problems?

Why do they let us buy their bonds?

An environmentalist plague had enveloped North America, derailing all economic growth, followed by the global cooling of the second ice age. The surviving Goreites blamed the new ice age on ignoring warnings about global warming.

It had been foretold by "Doubting Thomas" that in the 21st Century a great Dragon Slayer would emerge in the year of the salt marsh mouse. This leader would be known as the great fiscal KHAN SERV ATIVE. A great struggle ensued, whereby the Capitalists defeated Empress Pelosi's Socialist minions at the battle of San Francisco Bay.

The new US President issued a statement from his headquarters at Silicon Valley, quoting Walt Kelly "We have met the enemy and he is us!" As to rebuilding our infrastructure he added "Yes we can."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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