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Funny story: University Activists Rejoice After Silencing Mute Political Commentator

University Activists Rejoice After Silencing Mute Political Commentator

Activists at UC Berkeley celebrated this evening after silencing a popular political commentator born with the inability to speak words. The students, who form the collective known as “Socialists Hindering Interpersonal Transgressions”, or more co...

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Funny story: Intactivists: The Shlong and Short Of It

Intactivists: The Shlong and Short Of It

"Fore skin and several shears ago, our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nat...

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Funny story: Animal Rights Activist Cuts Off Own Arm and Cooks It

Animal Rights Activist Cuts Off Own Arm and Cooks It

An animal rights activist is recovering in the psychiatric wing of the local hospital after cutting off her own arm and eating it. The patient, who asked to remain anonymous, said she just wanted to know what suffering animals go through. The...

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Funny story: Activist Vandals Create Earth-Sized Bandage

Activist Vandals Create Earth-Sized Bandage

[PP]- A group of vandals broke into a factory which manufactures health supplies and created a bandage large enough to fit around the entire globe. The World Activist Front takes credit for this stunt, saying that the world is sick and someone mu...

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Funny story: NYC creating jobs for its carriage-less horses

NYC creating jobs for its carriage-less horses

New York - Animal activists came one step closer to ridding Central Park of the carriage horse trade, proposing a variety of new employment opportunities in other fields for the equines. "It's all about jobs and the dignity of work for these noble...

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Funny story: Pots Pans and A Shocking Deathbed Confession

Pots Pans and A Shocking Deathbed Confession

New York, N.Y. - The Association of Cookware and Bakeware Manufacturers lost one of their giants last month. Allen Spencer was a key mover and shaker in the industry that helped turn kitchenware into something that made a house a home. In a soon to b...

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Funny story: Religious Satirist Fred Phelps dies at 86

Religious Satirist Fred Phelps dies at 86

The nation is mourning the loss of another great artist today, religious satirist and activist Fred Phelps Sr. Phelps, known for his sarcastic and over-the-top "sermons" had been battling several ailments, but the cause of death has not been released...

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Funny story: Robotics Company to Manufacture Androids

Robotics Company to Manufacture Androids

Tucson AZ: Acme Robotics Inc. (ARI) a company that specializes in biotechnology, robotics and artificial intelligence applications announced the development of androids for home and business applications. The two male and female android prototypes...

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Funny story: Shock New Ally in bid to make it Queen Camilla

Shock New Ally in bid to make it Queen Camilla

Whacktivists are to undertake the largest campaign in misguided cause history, as they fight to save a London woman from being denied her rights in marriage. "This perhaps one of the gravest injustices of the past twenty minutes," sobbed national...

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Funny story: Activists Who Are Not PETA Open The Megan Kanka Memorial Animal Hospital

Activists Who Are Not PETA Open The Megan Kanka Memorial Animal Hospital

Astrid Newspock, International Director of the Persons for Exploitative Treatment of Activists (PEToA), has ramped up their exploitation of any one they damned-well please by opening the Megan Kanka Memorial Hospital for Dogs in Philadelphia, Pa.

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Funny story: Critical Mass redux: "Nuns are traffic, too!"

Critical Mass redux: "Nuns are traffic, too!"

In a new campaign to get automobiles to share the road, Catholic sisters are marching side by side in city streets to proclaim: "Nuns are traffic, too!" The movement, dubbed "Critical Mass, Novus Ordo," was inspired by a similar movement initiate...

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Funny story: Lipton Files Suit Against Tea Party Activists

Lipton Files Suit Against Tea Party Activists

BOSTON, Massachusetts - Facing a double digit drop in sales, the boiling-mad chief executive of America's predominant tea purveyor has filed a suit aimed at tea party protesters on the grounds of misrepresentation. Craig Lipton said his family sta...

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Funny story: Activist Groups Adapt their Agendas to Heath Care Reform Legislation

Activist Groups Adapt their Agendas to Heath Care Reform Legislation

Washington DC: The passage of federal health care reform legislation has made left wing activist groups realize that any increased costs incurred by the taxpayers for health care will decrease their own revenue intake. A survey indicated that vari...

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Funny story: GETSAPO evacuating 'climate refugee' bears

GETSAPO evacuating 'climate refugee' bears

With climate guru Al Gore's announcement at the Copenhagen Climate Summit that there would be no Arctic ice within five years, a group of hardy environmentalists put together a crash program to save the polar bears. The Generous Environmentalists...

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Funny story: "Yes Men" spokesperson confesses, "We're losers"

"Yes Men" spokesperson confesses, "We're losers"

New York City, New York - At a press conference held today, spokesperson Andy Bitchbum of the activist group Yes Men, admitted that they are a group of losers. "Basically we're spoiled children", he said. "From upper middle class and upper class...

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Funny story: Activists March for Dunce Pride

Activists March for Dunce Pride

The 3rd annual Dunce Pride Parade was held yesterday in Stillwater, Oklahoma. Dunces from across the United States and around the world convened to celebrate dunce pride. "We are here to say that we are dunces and we are proud", said forty-s...

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Funny story: Activist Dragons Ousted in the USA

Activist Dragons Ousted in the USA

Hong Kong China: The "Great Wall" Street Journal is reporting that China's stock market the Hang Seng is at an all time high, while the US NYSE is at 2000 and continues to fall. The editorial page writer Master K'ung (Confucius) pondered the eight...

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