Written by Skews Me

Tuesday, 19 June 2007

image for Long awaited Dungeons & Dragons Online dragon pack

Hasbro has announced its upcoming DDO Dragon Whelp expansion to coincide with the release of their Magic: The Gathering Online Version 3 upgrade later this year.

"Players will now be able to train several wild animals to become their loyal beasts," said a spokesman. "Additional quests and new abilities will allow players various degrees of interaction with their familiars."

Initial reaction has been extremely positive. Online gamers have been filling up the message boards with chatter.

"I plan on giving my online girlfriend a litter of domesticated wolf pups," said one beta tester.

Hasbro remains tight lipped on exactly what species will be offered, but said that there will be mammals, birds, fish, and an assortment of classic D&D creatures.

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