Pitt And Jolie To Marry February 30th

Funny story written by Number 6

Monday, 9 February 2009

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Angie Has Everything Set For February 30th!

Hollywood CA -- The date's been set and the cake's been ordered! Angie Pitt and Brad Jolie plan to tie the knot on February 30th! Brad finally popped the question after Angie squirted out their latest whelp. Everyone in Hollywood will be there. President Obama and his wife will be best man and matron of honour. The president promised to "be there on February 30th" to help celebrate.

Angie Pitt is very excited about the special date. "Well, you know, that's the date Brad and I met, you know. I think we were working on the 'Twilight Zone' movie, or something." she said.

Angie said they tried to use the same date last year to marry, but something happened. "I guess we just overslept or something. We woke up and it was March 1. So we had to wait a whole year for our special day to come around."

Brad Jolie stopped toking on his bong for a minute and joined the conversation. "Yeah man. It's really weird, ya know. Like, I'm sure we tried a few different years to get hitched February 30. It's like that movie 'Groundhog Day' man. You know?? Weird!"

Brad and Angie have a special honeymoon planned after their special day.

"We're going to Atlantis!" shouted Angie. "I've always wanted to see the Eiffel Tower!"

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