The 22 All-Time Horror/Action Movie Flops

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Monday, 9 February 2009

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The Top Twenty-Two Horror/Action Movie Flops Of All Time, Pulled After Only One Showing!

"The Hills Have The Mumps"
"Raging Bowels
"Norman Bates & Mother Double-Date"
"The Good, The Bad & The Ugly Cop"
"A Hard Day's Diet...BRAINS!!"
"Headless In Seattle"
"Edgar Allan Poe's The Tentpole Master."
"Mr. Hannibal's Neighborhood."
"Night of the Living Daylights."
"Attack of the Killer Chili Peppers"
"The Awful Toots"
"Hanging In The Rain"
"Invasion Of The Booty Scratchers"
"Some Like It Not"
"It's A Wonderful Life..BRAINS!"
"The Lord Of The BRAINS!"
"Star Warts"
"A Streetcar Named Honeybucket"
"Body & Clawed"
"King Dong!"
"The Bride Of Frank&Beans"
"On The Watermelon"

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