Ghost Of Nixon Tries To Possess Blagojevich - Exorcism Needed

Funny story written by rfreed

Monday, 2 February 2009

image for Ghost Of Nixon Tries To Possess Blagojevich - Exorcism Needed
Nixon Tried to Possess Elvis Too, But He Wasn't Cool Enough To Pull It Off

It was a horrendous scene on stage at the Oprah show. Disgraced Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich had just been introduced to the audience when suddenly his eyes were filled with a strange, luminously evil, inhuman look and he started speaking with a strange, disembodied voice.

"Let go, Rod, let go! I am taking over your body now! I need to fulfill my destiny!"

"What?! What is going on here?" Oprah was terrified at the sudden change in her guest. His face turned white and ghoul-like. His body started to hover above the couch.

Blagojevich's mouth moved, but the voice that came out seemed from somewhere else. "I am the spirit of Richard Milhouse Nixon! I have returned. I cannot find rest in that place to where I have been sent. I need a politician's body to use as my vehicle on this earth where I still have work to do. I have been trying to take over this body for years."

"No, no! You can't have me!" Blagojevich's spirit was putting up a fight. "This is my body, my career!"

"But I will have it!" Nixon's voice chimed back in. "I had possession of Cheney's for eight years and now he is ousted! I must have another!"

Then his head started to spin around.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more