In an odd event that happened Last nite around 8pm, local prostitute Susan Herpesore was walking to meet long time customer Gary Asitch when suddenly a brownish discharge fell on her head knocking her out.
Am Air Ceo. Bob Sagat released the following statment "I am sorry for the inconvenience we have caused this lovely Lady but When that jerk that eats all the weird food from the travel channel came on board it smelled so bad we had to empty the septic tank mid-flight."
Ms. Herpesore Plans on filling a lawsuit against American Airlines For a days salary and a visit to the beauty salon so she can have her extensions cleaned.
Ms. Herpesore also released a statement saying "I was just trying to get to work, I take my career seriously and work hard on my hands and knees to please people"