Just when things were looking the blackest for US automakers they have united together and come up with a new product to pull themselves out of their financial slump. Not only that, but their new product is also non-carbon based, non polluting, uses alternative energy and is cheap to run.
Welcome to the world of American-built rickshaws!
Ta, da, da, da!
The rickshaws promise to revolutionize the American auto industry. They are easy to build, quick to manufacture, have no oil dependency, use fewer parts and will fit every American budget. And here is the greatest part - they will end the unemployment problem - who could ask for more?!
Every rickshaw will have to someone to pull it, and with so many out of work there is plenty of labor to choose from.
For long distance traveling the auto companies have already set up Pony Express-style stations across the country where travelers can get a fresh 'mount' to take up their rickshaw and carry them further down the road.
America, your coach awaits you!
