A friend of mine drove up to the house last week in his old Dodge, but it was sporting a brand new leaf green paint job. We talked about it for quite a while, and I even complimented him on the even coating he had achieved using a short nap paint roller.
In the end, though, I was forced to break the news to him that "going green" means something a little different. All things considered, this was a thousand times easier than the time we had to punch a hole in the Saran wrap because he was feeling blue.
