Obama Latest - "I Am The Black Sheep Of The Family"

Funny story written by iscrivener

Wednesday, 21 January 2009

image for Obama Latest - "I Am The Black Sheep Of The Family"
"Baa Bara Black Sheep"

Following his grand entrance onto the world stage US President Barack Obama has shed more light on his earlier 1995 memoir admissions of alcohol, marijuana, and cocaine abuse during his teenage years.

Obama has added to these admissions in an updated version of his memoirs to be released in March 2009.

"Yes, I am the black sheep of the family, more of an outcast than anything else. At home, it's just me, Michelle and our little kitty, the kids are never in".

In addition Obama admits that; "The extended family is very loud, they judge people allot, some are racist, some are prejudice, some are both, I am all of these things"!

"All my cousins are fags, expect for me and my brother Heckle who is straight but more milky than me, I mean I'm the blackest of the blacks in all the family put together, a sort of worn down pitch color"!

"The family never include me in anything, I try to fit in, but they just don't want to deal with me. They think I'm young and I'm not "mature" enough to handle stuff".

Finally Obama signs off in his memoirs "I don't like my family at all, I would say I hate them, but hate is a very strong word, so watch out world here comes Barack"!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more