"And so help you God!" Judge Roberts warns Obama

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 21 January 2009

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OMFG! Michelle's pregnant again!! WTF they gonna tell Barack???

Washington AC/DC - (Inauguration Mess): It was gloves off and no holds barred in Washington's National Mall yesterday as Chief Justice Roberts spoonfed Barack Obama a scrambled rehash of the Oath of Orifice ending with the stern judicial caveat Lord-have-mercy-on-ya-mutherfucker! or words to that effect.

"It's a punishment for Aretha Franklin's strangulation of 'Let Freedom Ring' to the tune of 'God Save the Queen'," LA FagHagSlagMag's DC editor said as millions of irate Brits jammed the switchboards in protest.

Meanhile Michelle Obama chose the swearing-in ceremony to showcase a distinctly pus-colored brocade two-piece that looked suspiciously like upholsterery fabric on the the Lincoln Room's Louis XVI chaise longue.

The princess-line number was gathered under the bust with a Jeune Maman maternity dress bow motif - suggestive perhaps of Michelle's ambitions to become the first black woman to give birth in the White House.

OMFG! Michelle's pregnant again!! WTF they gonna tell Barack???

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