In this final week of George W Bush's Presidency, a man suspected of being an Iranian jaywalked in front of the White House this morning.
President Bush immediately called an emergency meeting with Homeland Security and officially classified the event as an act of terrorism.
The Bush administration has petitioned the Supreme Court to halt the upcoming inauguration of Barrak Obama in light of the situation, saying it's too dangerous to switch leaders in the midst of this potential breach of national security.
President Bush has also now summoned Vice-President Dick Cheney from a meeting in an undisclosed location with Exxon/Mobil executives to begin discussing invasion tactics and natural resources available for exploitation in Iran.
