Foreign secretary, Lady Mildred Bland Delares War on Blair-Bush Terror Tactics

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Thursday, 15 January 2009

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Lady Mildred Bland, British Foreign Secretary,has revealed her battle plans for the dismantling of the Blair-Bush terrorist anti-terrorism.

Lady B, very late in the game and very confident of her liason with the new American president has launched an all out broadside on the good ship Gitmo and has joined the British troops high tailing their way out of the Iraqi quagmire. Bland whose great great Uncle Bootheel, who was not even good, was a viceroy in the vice ridden English occupation of India.

She said that Uncle Bootheel went to his grave clutching a gin and tonic, a lamb curry and Gandhi Gee's autobiography. His dying words were:" Let the bird go and have nothing to do with the bush!"

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