Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 14 January 2009

image for Bush's Crawford TX MailBX Stuffed with Americans 401k losses
Bush named only American President to be an authentic dumb fuck

As Bush bids a fond farewell to the oval office and eight years of destroying the world, an American campaign to send 401k, Roth's and every manner of failed retirement and bleeding investment account reports to the Bush's Crawford TX mailBX has been launched.

Like Gazan Hamas rockets, panicked Americans are dispatching their hemmorhaging life savings accountings to Bushes.

Life long Republican,athletic supporter business manager Harry Balls explained his participation in the Crawford mail drop: "Me and the wife have lost $50,000 dollars out of our hard earned $ 165,000 savings thanks to Bush who will retire in luxury because of his daddy's dollars. Read it, George and see what the average American is weeping about, you dumb fuck!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: George W. Bush




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