Bush Assigns the Failing Conversion to Digital TV to Pat Robertson and the 700 Club

Written by Pointer

Sunday, 4 January 2009

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W on TV doing conversion commercial

As the government of Bush-Cheney runs out of money for everything from food stamps to postage stamps, the conversion from analog to digital television signals has proven to be one in a million Bush failures. In an effort to rescue the back sliding , W has called upon Christian right wing nut Reverend Pat Robertson to shepherd the failing conversions.

Robertson who once prayed an hurricane off the coast of Virginia only to have it devastate New Jersey has decided that the 8 million Americans who have not successfully converted to digital signals must be gay, abortionists or both. Robertson is urging all unconverted to place their hands on the 700 club conversion box available for only 100 dollars at the online religious article store sponsored by Tune into Jesus INC

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