Large Hadron Collider now a sex symbol

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Monday, 15 December 2008


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Rosy from States is love stricken with the Hadron Collider

The Large Hadron Collider, located in Switzerland, has achieved a notoriety it would never have been previously dreamed possible: as a sex symbol.

Hundreds of females who have visited the web site have emailed the CERN corporation who manage the facility to say that they are in passionate love with the machine. A number of women have even declared that they are willing to leave their husbands just to get near the molecule collider.

Lots of women email their lustful thoughts and outline how they would become intimate with the machine. Why?

"Its those sexy, muscular curves on the collider and the speed of its delivery. I get horny just talking about it" said Rosy, a shopkeeper from Gary, Indiana in the US. Scientists are at a loss as to how to explain these unusual reactions.

"May be it compensates for a poor human relationship" said one white jacket. Whatever the cause, why aren't they cracking on to the Eiffel Tower or the London Eye for that matter?

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