Las Vegas, Nevada : Simpson finds solace in prison - OJ Simpson, Heisman trophy winner, TV pitchman, movie star, armed robber, and now jail house lothario, has finally found his man.
Tyrone, "Tyra" Jackson, Simpson's transgendered cellmate in Clark County jail, revealed today that the Juice is loose.
"He is gentle and kind, not rough and macho as his image, he has soft hands and when he flashes that Hollywood smile, well," Tyra blushed, "I jez go down on my knees.
"At first I thought he'd be all full of himself, you know stuck up? But he ain't fulla nothin' but me, and," Tyra shyly said, "he ain't stuck up in nothin cept me neither. Sheeeet, OJ fits like a glove."
Simpson, seen by this reporter, appears to have a skip in his step these days, a little twinkle in his eye. Yukking it up with other prisoners, flashing that "Hollywood smile", maybe at long last OJ's tormented life can find peace or a piece.