Obama Recommends the Stimulator that He Uses on Michelle: Her Economy Revives Every Time

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Wednesday, 26 November 2008

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Sonogram of Michelle using the Stimulator just before a shopping spree

The world is in search of the stimulus that will get the response that everyone needs and hopes for so so much. Bush reached into his shallow bag of tricks and so far , as usual, has got nothin'!!

And so the change man , BH Obama has step into the ring to propose the spark that will get things goin'. The Stimulator is BHO's first suggestion. At the President-elect make-shift podium the full sentence speaking P-E held aloft his very personal Stimulator, the vibrator that will make her scream Yes:

" This, my fellow Americans, has always got things going for me and Michelle. And in my Stimulator package, I will be sending one of these handy dandy devices to every American household, college dorm mail box and high school student council office. I have seen my wife spend money like there is no tomorrow after a lengthy session with the vibrator called the Stimulator. This mofo might very well solve all of our economic problems and exorcise the Bush sexsual great depression to boot, as in booty call!

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