Shock news was released today that Barrack Obama and Michael Jackson are one and the same person. Jackson had believed to be in hiding recently when in fact he had been under the knife in a Swiss private hospital receiving the latest in a long line of facial operations to alter his once dark appearance.
Speaking this morning Obama declared, "The man in the mirror I see each day is Michael Jackson." In response to the question whether it mattered if he was 'Black or white', the President Elect swiftly retorted "Beat it !" before moon-walking back to the White House.
Rumours also abound that the wife of Obama, Michelle LaVaughn Robinson, is none other than LaToya Jackson, the sister and fellow surgical procedure enthusiast of Michael.
Presidential representatives denied this saying, "You're gonna get rocked !"
At the time of printing Obama and Jackson had yet to be seen in the same location together, adding fuel to this "Thriller " news event.
