Hillary quizzed about Bill's financial links to Russian Polonium-210 hit squad

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Sunday, 16 November 2008

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Hillary: 'one of the most secretive politicians in Russia today'

Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Hillary Clinton's aspirations to be the next US Secretary of State suffered a big blow (job) this weekend.

Senate Appointments Committee sources confirmed the Senator for New York would have to disclose the sources of the Clinton family's humunguous income.

"And that includes all Bill Clinton's Russian oligarch slush funds linked to notorious Plutonium-210 smuggler Oleg Deripaska," a Capitol Hill spokesman said today.

Deripaska, 69, is in deep shit in the UK after Tory Shadow Chancellor George Osborne was caught offering him a £50,000 bung this summer to nuke yet another London target who is 'not quite on message' - just like feckless KGB turncoat Alexander Litvinenko in November 2006.

Barack Obama's campaign CEO David Plouffe recently said that Mrs Clinton is 'one of the most secretive politicians in Russia today'.

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