Clinton looms; Hillary to be in audience tonight

Funny story written by Judge Retort

Wednesday, 15 October 2008

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All aglow for each other, now that each is scheduled for an upcoming presidency.

Hillary Clinton has wangled her way into the debate audience tonight, to be held in Hemphead, New York.

Getting a taste for looming in the background, she claims she'll stay at the back of the room and merely observe, while she uses Betsy Ross' original loom to make a new hemp rug for husband Bill's Presidential library. (She hates his old bear rug, which has been around since their white house days, and still has a bit of torn, blue dress stuck to a bear tooth, not to mention all those suspicious stains!)

"You can't keep me out! I'm senator of this state!" she commented briefly on her way into a local Wal-Mart to stock up on shells for her double-barreled 12-gauge. The gun was a gift from on anonymous brunette intern Hillary used to bump into, back when they shared the same dry-cleaners...that was, until all the intern's dresses were taken as evidence.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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