Bush Orders All O's Removed

Written by Dr Dave

Monday, 10 November 2008

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No Os left in Washinton

WASHINGTON, DC -- President George W. Bush today issued an executive order directing all federal employees to remove the letter O from their computer keyboards and destroy it.

"It's payback," the President said. "When I took office, the Clinton White House had removed all the W keys."

When asked about the latest executive order, President-Elect Barack 0bama said, "Actually, we're in much better shape than the Bush Administration was in 2001, because we can always use the zero key until new replacement O keys can be ordered."

A spokesperson for President Bush said the President is considering ordering all zero keys be removed as well.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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