Atheist denies existence of Obama

Funny story written by MonkeyInTheBath

Monday, 10 November 2008

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The hypothetical Obama's puppy

Famous biologist, atheist and God-botherer, Dicky Dawkins, has stated that he does not believe in President-Elect Barack Obama.

He said, "There is simply not enough evidence to prove his existence. His image is everywhere in the media and it worries me that people seem so willing to believe in him and the miracles that he promises."

"It is similar to the problem of Schrodinger's cat. Imagine a box containing the puppy Obama is to buy his daughters. The puppy has not been bought yet so really it does not exist, or if it does then if will suffocate in the box. Only when you open the box will you discover whether it contains the dead puppy or not."

"So you see, Obama just does not exist. There is no such thing as magic. Or, for that matter, hope."

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