Barack Obama , having charmed the American electorate like so many handsome, black , fit high school Student Council Presidents before him knows he needs a savior... Not jesus, though God knows he could use divine intervention with so many carpenters out of work( nevermind the 250,000 dollar plumbers )but someone who can part the waters of Congress and turn Senatorial water into a filibuster 200 proof liquor.
That long awaited messiah may be at hand in the person of foul mouthed, bare knuckled ferocious fighter Rahm Emanuel. The political savant will bring some teeth and terror to the dignified and placid Obama. Obama named him Chief of staff and crooned: Rejoice, Rejoice Emanuel shall ransom captive Am, am, am erica!