The United States of America has elected a foreigner as its next President, in a move that shocked the entire world outside of CNN studios.
Speaking from his 32-room hunting palace in Texas, psychiatric patient and drug user George 'Duh' Bush said: '...', and added '... , ...', which is the most intelligent thing he has said in 40 years. But others were more critical.
Hillary Clinton, famous for marrying someone, said: 'Well, look at me, I mean, America had become so desperate it had to turn to foreigners. When an inbred baboon like George can get elected, anything's better. Wonder why I didn't even get nominated?'
And new President Token Oyawna added: 'Blah blah blah, blah blah. I make Tony Blair seem intelligent, blah blah, blaherty lawyer-talk blah. In consequence ....', and then fell asleep himself at his meaningless soundbites. American emigration to Europe is about to hit a new high.
