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Funny story: Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

To show that he believed in "giving back" even before he had anything to give back, MSNBC's Chris Matthews went to Africa as a recent college graduate to serve on the Peace Corps. Then, to avoid work, he got on the public dole immediately upon his return stateside, working as an aide in the U. S. Senate. Because he had a way with words, if not with women, Matthews became a speechwriter, scripting...

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Funny story: The rise and rise of Inchcock Part One

The rise and rise of Inchcock Part One

Inchcock was born in a poverty stricken back street of Knightsbridge, London. His parents had moved from Mayfair some months earlier because the next door neighbours did not have a Butler or maid. It was a sparse existence; the family could not afford Izal toilet paper. Inchcocks family lived hand to mouth they had hands and used their mouths. When Inchy was six, he was sent to stay with an aun...

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Funny story: Over Zealous White House Staff Members Fired by the President

Over Zealous White House Staff Members Fired by the President

Washington DC: A number of White House staff members have been fired for creating the He's Every-Where Program, on the White House website, supposedly without the president's knowledge. The He's Every-Where program is a three phase program consist...

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Funny story: Obama can not recall where he was born

Obama can not recall where he was born

Washington, DC - The President held a surprise press conference this morning for a small group of reporters. There he was asked if he really knew where he was born. "I can't actually remember where I was born", the President replied to the report...

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Funny story: Price To Spill The Beans (different beans than from last time)

Price To Spill The Beans (different beans than from last time)

Model, mother, entrepreneur and prolific author Katie Price AKA Jordan has been there, done that and has the notches on the bed post! A one track minded woman whose mission is to grab as much money as she can and she will stop at nothing and trample...

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Funny story: Bush's Memoirs On The Way

Bush's Memoirs On The Way

The memoirs of former US President George W Bush are to be released in November, his publishers announced. The book, tentatively titled "The Not So Mighty Bush", will list many of the ex President's eccentricities, some of which have never before...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Autobiography Out Soon

Naomi Campbell Autobiography Out Soon

Supermodel Naomi Campbell is hoping to put a bad 12 months behind her with the publication of her first autobiography entitled "Nothing To Do With Me". An advance extract tells all about her recent brush with the long arm of the law and reveals that she really hasn't learned anything after her alleged involvement with ex Liberian leader Charles Taylor. "OMG !!! You'll never believe what happ...

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Funny story: New Bush Memoir Hails Choking on Pretzel as Top Decision Point

New Bush Memoir Hails Choking on Pretzel as Top Decision Point

In his newly published memoir, Decision Points, former President George W. Bush hailed his most critical "decision point" as choking on a pretzel, which caused him to faint and fall off the sofa while watching American football on television. "The...

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Funny story: Interesting Non-Nude Excerpts From Sarah Palin's New Book, "America By Heart, Russia By My House"

Interesting Non-Nude Excerpts From Sarah Palin's New Book, "America By Heart, Russia By My House"

WASILLA - Sarah Louise Palin, the former governor of Alaska who resigned the job that the voters of the Iceberg State voted her to do, has finally revealed the real reasons why she resigned her governorship. She stated that she resigned so that sh...

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Funny story: Bush's memoirs assigned to bargain bins

Bush's memoirs assigned to bargain bins

George Dubya Bush's memoirs, Decision Cockups, due to be published next week, is set to hit the bargain bins. An advance copy of the book arrived at the Spoof office yesterday and has already been assigned as Toilet Reading. In the book Bush d...

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Funny story: Blair to write new book following failure of autobiography

Blair to write new book following failure of autobiography

Blair's previous autobiography has been dubbed a failure by critics. Common knowledge really. However, true to form, the ex- Prime Minister has vowed to write another book. The fictional book, named "Adventures of an Innocent Chap who can't say No...

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Funny story: Tony's tale: Former UK PM's Autobiography Includes Dialog from Mamma Mia

Tony's tale: Former UK PM's Autobiography Includes Dialog from Mamma Mia

LONDON - "We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot." Queen Elizabeth says to Tony Blair when she meets him on his first day in office, according to "A Journey: My Political Life", Mr. Blair's new memoir. "There were three guys ar...

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Funny story: Blair's Book faces plagiarism accusations

Blair's Book faces plagiarism accusations

Former Prime Minister, part time dinner-speaker and full time liar, Tony Blair, has been accused of plagiarising other works for his autobiography. Blair's book entitled, "Blair Today: Gone Tomorrow" has shot straight to the top of worldwide best...

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Funny story: Tony Blair book-signing - all customers' bags to be searched for WMDs

Tony Blair book-signing - all customers' bags to be searched for WMDs

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is visiting London to promote some crappy new book he has written but has insisted that anyone who wants him to autograph their copy must wear a coloured armband, give up their cameras and phones and allow their bags...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin erects fence to block writer next door; writer retaliates by launching geo-synchronous satellite over Palin home

Sarah Palin erects fence to block writer next door; writer retaliates by launching geo-synchronous satellite over Palin home

Former Alaska Governor and public twit Sarah Palin has fulfilled a promise for the first time - she put up a fence to prevent a writer who moved in next door from 'observing' her and her family. Joe McGoo leased the house next to Mrs Palin's in...

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Funny story: Keith Richards' Autobiography All A Bit Hazy

Keith Richards' Autobiography All A Bit Hazy

London - Executive Editors from a major international publishing house met this morning in order to discuss reports that Keith Richards' upcoming autobiography isn't all it's cracked up to be. The Rolling Stones guitarist - a notorious 'caner' sig...

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Funny story: Christopher Hitchens Writes Autobiography

Christopher Hitchens Writes Autobiography

The rumors are true and author Christopher Hitchens has written his autobiography. Hitchens, the author of So Many Men's Rooms, So Little Time, wants to reveal all so to speak. Hitchens is infamous for defending former Idaho Senator Larry Craig wh...

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