Guy Ritchie and Madonna announced they are to divorce blaming the global credit crunch for creating irreconcilable differences between them.
A spokesperson for the couple said "Like many financial institutions they have found staying afloat very difficult in the current financial climate."
Shares in Madonna's music and Guy's films have plunged since the global crisis began and Gordon Brown has not offered to bail them out as part of the UK governments fiscal rescue plans.
Gordon Brown was said to have been disappointed with all of Guy's films made since Lockstock although Rock N Rolla was an improvement and he felt that Madonna's music was past it best.
George Bush has offered to invade their relationship with 10,000 troops to retrieve any weapons of mass destruction.
