Written by Pointer

Monday, 13 October 2008

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Palin's Troopergate motivational crucifixion

"The Vengeance is Mine saith the Lord" (but I need all the help I can get!) Society of Alaska has named the Palin family its most vengeful this year. In the award ceremony, Veangeance High vigilante, Hunter Down-Ankill cited the Alaskan family's accomplishments in the are of blood revenge:

Sarah use the full power of her governor's office to destroy the livelihood of a man who divorced her sister and still wanted to be a father to his kids.

Palin's husband, known to Alaskans as Todd the Enforcer, harassed, stalked and hounded into misery anyone even slightly able to annoy the Trooper.

Together Lady and Lord MacBeth Palin prevented the man from getting a better job, bugged his phone, sent erotic pictures to his email account at work and home and paid a pharmacist to replace the trooper's viagra prescription with a muscle relaxer.

Down-Kill explained that whenever he instructs the Vengeance committee to choose the Family of the Year, I always tell them: "Only vote for those people whim if they were you enemy it would send chills down your spine and green shit into your long johns. Sarah Palin does that to me every time!

"Any woman who can remain silent while a rabid mob shouts death threats at the Democratic candidate is our kind of backstabber!"

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Topics: Sarah Palin

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