Written by Pointer

Friday, 10 October 2008

image for POW's PTSD: McCain addresses Nation as: "My Fellow Prisoners"
McCain goes crazy once in awhile

POW Repub candie John McCain had a post traumatic shock disorder flashback during a campaign stump speech. McCain addressed the nation as my fellow prisoners. He went on to attack the slope-headed savages imprisoning his captured comrades.

In a passionate diatribe, he denounced totalitarian communist Ho Chi Minh and predicted a US victory in Southeast Asia. The campaign rally crowd appeared troubled as the candidate of their choice proceeded to outline an escape plan on the puke green velvet curtain backdrop.

Without warning McCain snapped out of his time travel episode without any indication that he knew he was out of it for quite awhile. His democrat opponents cited this as nothing really new...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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