Written by Judge Retort

Sunday, 5 October 2008

image for Ocain and McBama Show off their Planes!
Move over AF1, there's new kids in town.

Senator Obama has been showing off his new campaign plane "Air Change One" to all his friends. The state-of-the-art jet airliner has the latest in telepathy navigation: Senator Obama wears a special Blue Tooth, and at a moment's notice, as the whim hits him, he can immediately change the course of the jet.

Rumor has it that he gets a particular kick out of doing this whenever the pilot is away in the bathroom, or playing a quick hand of progressive poker with one of the stewardesses - each a progressive ex-Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. It is also rumored that the Senator gets the biggest kick out of mischievously changing course by remote control during takeoffs and landings. And furthermore that the poor pilot is a Republican who bears a striking resemblance to John McCain.

Coincidentally, at the same time, Senator McCain was showing off his new plane too!

Overcoming his fears and piloting his new converted Airbus A380, John McCain's campaign takes off as he takes to the skies. The Airbus A380 is the largest jet airliner in the world big enough even for the Sarah Palin Alaska Entourage - all except Todd's big pet moose "Lucky Limbaugh" whose great antlers kept getting stuck in the overhead luggage racks.

Old Lucky has been banned from flying ever since he accidentally spilt open one of Todd's suitcases, with an embarrassingly large amount of Viagrowl (Alaskan formula Viagra).

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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