Kissinger, Gates & Buffet named as the 'Real KGB' behind Wall Street turmoil

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 29 September 2008

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Kissinger in one of his everyday disguises

Off-the-Wall-Street, NYC - (Ass Mess): "It's all in the initials!" FBI cryptographers commented today about their suspicions that Henry Kissinger, Bill Gates and Warren Buffet may well be the 'Real KGB' behind recent Wall Street turmoil.

The topnotch theory stems from a MI5 'hunch' that recently identified the ID of the 'Real IRA' as being Holocaust denier David Irving, loony Tory ex-MP John Redwood (a Vulcan 'Mr Spock' lookalike) and Tory Party eminence grise Viscunt (sic) Astor).

A Moscow correspondent said today: "WTF???"

Meanwhile at the Kremlin frantic behind-closed-doors talks are taking place to restore Russia's flagship asset-house, a.k.a. The Vatican, back from an impending $200 billion bankruptcy.

John McCain is certifiable.

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