Anonymous Source Reveals All

Written by JJ Jogolo

Saturday, 4 October 2008

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Unidentified News Team

An unnamed source revealed today that an unnamed man was arrested at an undisclosed location for an unnamed crime.

An eyewitness, who wished to remain anonymous, stated, "It was awful, there were police everywhere with guns drawn and they were yelling and screaming at people. It was frightening!"

Our unnamed source inside the police department tells us that this crime might be unrelated to yesterdays unnamed crime, but that police are looking into a possible connection. While they remain unsure of a connection, they have received several anonymous leads that they say lead them to believe that the unnamed crimes may not be unrelated.

An unnamed high ranking public official is calling on the public to help solve these unnamed crimes by offering a $5,000 reward for any information that leads to the arrest and conviction of these unlawful acts.

He assures the public that their identities will remain anonymous.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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