Written by Fish

Sunday, 14 September 2008

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Dick Into Sarah

New Yawk, NY-- A shocking photo of Dick Cheney changing clothes is making the rounds of news bureaus here tonight. The photo shows Dick Cheney changing into a dress, high heels, and fright wig behind a curtain at the Republican National Convention. Sarah Palin is Dick Cheney in drag!

The unexpected development is nothing new in this election year filled with bombshells. It also answers some puzzling questions about why Palin and Cheney are never seen together.

Lou Cipher is Mr. Cheney's new spokesperson and gave a short statement to the press:

"Mr. Cheney just loves the job of Vice-President and wanted it to continue. He didn't think anyone would find out. It's an easy job, there's no heavy lifting and you sometimes get to shoot people."

Mr. Cipher also said Dick Cheney is a great fan of the movie 'Tootsie' where Dustin Hoffman changes into a woman. He said the Vice President has seen the movie "dozens" of times and even had a professional makeup person assist him.

"We had the makeup assistant that worked on 'The View' with Rosie O'Donnell. She actually made Rosie look female a few times." said Mr. Cipher. "Dick does his own lipstick though. He's also the one that coined the whole 'lipstick on a pig' craze.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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