That Bridge To Nowhere

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 14 September 2008

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One of Sarah Palin's top aides has stated that Mrs. Palin is tired of all the publicity that the story about "The Bridge To Nowhere" has generated. It is of course a fact that at first Governor Palin supported the $398 million dollar project, but she has since changed her mind.

The Unalakleet (Alaska) Daily Discloser has reported that a close adviser to the Palin camp has told the governor that all she has to do is to address the so called "Bridge To Nowhere" by it's real name and then everyone will stop talking about it. And what is it's real name? The real name is "The Bridge From Ketchikan to Ketchikan International Airport on Gravina Island."

The aide said that once she does this, the 'bridge' will no longer just be a bridge to some unheard of nowhere place and everyone will forget about it. When told of this suggestion, Sarah smiled a smile as big as Fairbanks and told her assistant to get Charlie (Gibson) on the phone as soon as possible.

In a related story, Dick Cheney has been found. An unnamed source reportedly spotted him sitting in a booth at an IHOP in Pocatello, Idaho eating Harvest Grain 'N Nut Pancakes with whipped topping and drinking a glass of grapefruit juice.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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