You Might Not Be a Racist?

Funny story written by Philbert of Macadamia

Tuesday, 3 June 2008

Last evening on the Fox News Channel program "The No Spin Zone," host Bill O'Reilly interviewed the Reverends Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson. The topic for discussion was how do you tell if a person is not a racist?

After a rather heated discussion, all three participants agreed that you might not be a racist if:

10. You are not a registered Democrat
9. You do not like fatty Soul Food or Rap Music, but do like Jazz and Classical Music
8. You reside in West Virginia or Kentucky
7. You graduated Harvard Law school
6. You loved to watch Godfrey Cambridge tell watermelon jokes
5. You have never been to a Chicago black church
4. You believe in the principles of dead 18th century white patriots
3. You never use either the black or white keys on the piano
2. You hated chocolate m and ms and always ate the white side of a black and white cookie first as a child
1. You loved the Amos and Andy Radio Program as a child

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