Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 2 September 2008

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McCain's latest campaign adviser

People close to McCain, told TheSpoof.com that the candidate hoped to have a friend by his side as he navigated the difficult final weeks of the campaign and hopefully into his term as President. A VP like his Jewish buddy Democrat Joe Lieberman who had sold his soul tom the Republican party in the same bargain with the devil in which McCain gave up his maverick.

But TheSpoof.com was told America's Christian Conservatives would have none of it. They told McCain that he didn't need any Jewish friend but Jesus and that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and her buddy Jesus would be all the assistance he would require.

Now McCain, the spoof was told, believes them...at least about the part where he needs Jesus or some other source of miracles to deal with Palin's pregnant teen age daughter and the upcoming shot gun wedding and news of Palin's private lawyer trying to spring her from charges that she used her office to destroy her former brother in law. All MCCain would say to the spoof was: Jesus Christ!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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