Evangelical fundamentalist Christian, Sarah Palin has told the Christian conservatives of the US of A that she will follow the Biblical model for family into her job as John Mccain's Vice.
The former small town beauty queen and mayor has pledged before the Holy Spirit, Jesus Christ and God the Father to obey her husband in all things. Mr Palin who runs a canoe rental shack on an obscure Alaskan stream will become the first back woodsman since Andrew Jackson to have great influuence over US and world politics.
Washington can expect that VOP Palin will be supporting the Blubber Energy Alternative Plan in which whale fat will replace foreign oil even if it kills every whale in Alaskan waters. Rebates for snowmobiles, jetskis and canoes will move to the top of the governmental agenda and a vice presidential igloo on Pennsylvania avenue can't be far away despite global warming.
