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Tuesday, 2 September 2008


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When asked about her plans as McCain's Vice President, VPiLF candie Sarah Palin told reporters and TheSpoof.com that first she had to find out what a Veep did all day. Republican Vice Dick "Faceshooter" Cheney gave the small town Mayor a call to outline his daily duties:

6am : Climb into the coffin with earth from Transylvania till sun goes down

8pm : Climb out of coffin as night falls

8:39pm : After a breakfast of White House intern blood, convene a meeting of the nation's blood sucking energy giants. Here's where you make sure that the rich get richer and the poor stay poorer.

10 pm: Count the dead in Iraq...one dead Iraqi...ha...ha..ha two dead Iraqi's ha...ha..ha... and so on

12 midnight: (since the surge the body count takes less time than it used to) a little snack of newly flown in Iraqi blood...yum

1 am : Meet with the President who hasn't slept since he realized that he has destroyed one of the greatest countries on earth. This probably will not change under McCain. Tell him to take his thumb out of his mouth, ass or wherever he has it that day and give him some busy work while you run the world.

2 am - 5 am : Meet with the other white men who run the world to work out the details of being cosmocrators. This may present a problem per your lack of penis. There is a wizard on Madison Ave who can help. Ask Hillary for a reference...

5 am : One more tranfusion of the red stuff from whatever torture victim happens to have made a donation and then off to the coffin for a well deserved rest after a good night's work. Pleasant dreams...

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