Elder Bush failed speller and VP candie, Dan Quayle known by all to be no Jack Kennedy has declared McCain's vice a real hot potato.
Old man Bush finds the proclamation ironic since he chose Quayle because of his purported attractiveness to women: "I picked a teary eyed boy toy to get the female vote and now Johnny McGruff has chosen a hot MlLF to ...you guessed it, get the female vote."
Quayle who now manages a hobby shop in a small Indiana town that specializes in model railroads urged Republican and independent voters tom get behind the hot potato: "Hey! When do Republicans get this close to a good looker who like sex enough to have five kids!"
